tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529924257136754263.post1478273195346163030..comments2023-08-20T12:50:49.485+01:00Comments on LIFE IN WINDERMERE: Gracious HostilityLakeland Johttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13263946096580997595noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529924257136754263.post-57406826488665216062009-02-01T23:32:00.000+00:002009-02-01T23:32:00.000+00:00These made me laugh! I've read some before...how a...These made me laugh! I've read some before...how about this anecdote from a website I found a few weeks ago:<BR/><BR/>A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."<BR/><BR/>With even greater emphasis, he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."<BR/><BR/>And then, finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." He sat down.<BR/><BR/>The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a pleasant smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: 'Shall We Gather At the River.'"<BR/><BR/>:)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529924257136754263.post-53306912081767853392009-02-01T04:14:00.000+00:002009-02-01T04:14:00.000+00:00ROFLOL!!!! Ha...great!ROFLOL!!!! Ha...great!Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12646280374026009035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529924257136754263.post-30174325352687281252009-01-31T18:42:00.000+00:002009-01-31T18:42:00.000+00:00Brilliant! I have always remembered one that went ...Brilliant! I have always remembered one that went 'If you point a finger at someone , you point three at yourself. Very clever, try it!Grumpy Old Kenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17828200865710133059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529924257136754263.post-49303698880850594572009-01-31T17:59:00.000+00:002009-01-31T17:59:00.000+00:00Jo, I laughed so much, the tears are streaming dow...Jo, I laughed so much, the tears are streaming down my face. Damn near choked on my tea an' all. :-0Janethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580238510653563817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529924257136754263.post-35458454884573694502009-01-31T14:37:00.000+00:002009-01-31T14:37:00.000+00:00HHHHHHAAAAAA HHHHHHAAAAA I love em'HHHHHHAAAAAA HHHHHHAAAAA I love em'Busy Bee Suzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18115487928147732314noreply@blogger.com