The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been
married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided
to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he
found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you..' Then we made passionate love all nightlong.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
mask over my eyes.. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word,
but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
"What's for dinner,Batman?"
6 comments:
Ha, Ha! I guess to keep romance/passion in a relationship, it's best to stay unmarried!
Good one! I can relate a lot to that married woman.
Ha! That Batman thing? That would more than like be what happened here for that scenario too! ;o)
Happy new week, Jo.
Love and hugs,
Diane
Hi Jo,
How are you? I sent an email to your company address but wonder if you got it?
During the big purge of 2009 I lost a lot of my emails including yours when we swapped providers.
Here is my new one gail@glajma.com
I'd love to hear how you are getting on.
Gail
Brilliant but should I be reading this!
Excellent! Good one....
Hope you are OK, Jo. Take care and have a good weekend. Best of luck with Valentine's Day! Hopefully no more batman jokes....;)
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