Sunday, 7 February 2010

The Black Bra

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been
married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided
to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he
found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you..' Then we made passionate love all nightlong.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
mask over my eyes.. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word,
but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,

"What's for dinner,Batman?"


Renie Burghardt said...

Ha, Ha! I guess to keep romance/passion in a relationship, it's best to stay unmarried!

Michelle said...

Good one! I can relate a lot to that married woman.

Diane@Diane's Place said...

Ha! That Batman thing? That would more than like be what happened here for that scenario too! ;o)

Happy new week, Jo.

Love and hugs,


Anonymous said...

Hi Jo,
How are you? I sent an email to your company address but wonder if you got it?
During the big purge of 2009 I lost a lot of my emails including yours when we swapped providers.

Here is my new one

I'd love to hear how you are getting on.


Grumpy Old Ken said...

Brilliant but should I be reading this!

Hadriana's Treasures said...

Excellent! Good one....

Hope you are OK, Jo. Take care and have a good weekend. Best of luck with Valentine's Day! Hopefully no more batman jokes....;)