The children began to identify the flavours’ by their colour:
Red......................Cherry
Yellow...................Lemon
Green....................Lime
Orange ............... Orange
Red......................Cherry
Yellow...................Lemon
Green....................Lime
Orange ............... Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.
of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'
mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room.
'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room.
4 comments:
Oh dear! I wonder where she heard that! LOL!
It is sad really but couldn't help a chuckle.
Maggie X
Nuts in May
Now this is funny. Hope you are feeling well.....:-)Hugs
ha ha ha brilliant!
Since both mother and mother-in-law taught small children for decades, I can vouch that tales like this are true!!
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