Saturday 11 December 2010

Life savers

Teacher was teaching about taste using Lifesavers sweeties.
The children began to identify the flavours’ by their colour:
Red......................Cherry
Yellow...................Lemon
Green....................Lime
Orange ............... Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!


The teacher had to leave the room.

4 comments:

Maggie May said...

Oh dear! I wonder where she heard that! LOL!
It is sad really but couldn't help a chuckle.
Maggie X

Nuts in May

Bernie said...

Now this is funny. Hope you are feeling well.....:-)Hugs

Pam said...

ha ha ha brilliant!

Expat mum said...

Since both mother and mother-in-law taught small children for decades, I can vouch that tales like this are true!!