Wednesday, 16 June 2010

Job at the FBI

Job at the FBI

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews
and testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of
the men to a large metal door and handed
him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your
instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting
in a chair .. . . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could
never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room. All was
quiet for about 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,
but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't
have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was
quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to
Beat him to death with the chair.'


Women are creative problem solvers. Don't mess with them


Clippy Mat said...

exactly, sister!

Gill - That British Woman said...

so very true!!!

Gill in Canada

Brett said...

Those last 2 post cheered my day right up, i've just spent the rest of it stuck to the PC finishing my new web site and am sick of being in here and nmot out in the sun.

Grumpy Old Ken said...

Crikey, so that's how the mind of a woman works. Aren't I hopeless for my age!

karen gerstenberger said...

...and if she's menopausal, even more so!
You were in my prayers again yesterday as I walked/ran with Luther Vandross singing "The Power of Love" on my iPod. XOXO

Ladybird World Mother said...

Was wondering what the end to this joke would be... just loved it!! Copied and pasted duly.
Hope you are getting along well... thinking of you and sending you loads of hugs and bloggy love. xxxx

l'optimiste said...

excellent!! ;o)

Jess said...

Love this!

La Kikiface said...

Awesome...i Loved it...!!!

Jon Storey said...

Ah, but many a true word spoken in jest!