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Monday, 14 March 2011
The Pastor's business card
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one
house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to
his repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on
the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his
card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis
3:10..'
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales
of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and
knock.' Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was
afraid for I was naked'
'A cheerful heart is good medicine' (Prov. 17:22)
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5 comments:
Oh, that is just so funny.
xoxox
BRILLIANT! No other word for it!
Maggie X
Nuts in May
Laughed loudly at this... just goes to prove that religion can be used humourouslyxx
Gorgeous!! Love this. x
That's awesome. Thanks for the laugh! xx
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