Wednesday, 4 March 2009

Eve's side of the story

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied.
"The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain."

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc.

She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced".

"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?" "Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone. "

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you.

Let's see....where did I put that useless tit?"

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?


Janet said...

Great joke, Jo.

I'm sorry I haven't been around much lately, but I did want to say thank you for your support in my stop smoking campaign. It's much appreciated. It's been hell, but the way you have stuck to your diet has encouraged me tremendously to go through with this. I also need to lose weight but this is my major issue right now.

BTW, perhaps you missed my post, but I did give you an award. I'm sorry it's on my cooking blog. just keep your eyes closed when you go there. :-)

Granny on the Web said...


Love Granny

Renie Burghardt said...

Pretty funny, Jo.



Lakeland Jo said...

Well done on the smoking. Pity you arent nearer-my husband is a clinical hypnotherapist!! He could help.
Paul McKenna has a website and has a great quit smoking download. Listen to it every day and it really will helpX

Diane@Diane's Place said...

LOL! ;o)

Hope you enjoy the broccoli salad if you try it.



Jan said...

Hi Jo, I went to this guy's site but the only thing I could find about smoking was a CD, no download. Am I missing something?

Jan said...

BTW, I did once try hypnotherapy, it didn't work because I'm too much of a controller. :-)

tmmb said...

Have you told Deborah this one yet? ...(So much fun to cause trouble from far away! ;)