Sunday 22 March 2009

To be six again...........

To Be 6 Again...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'dlike to have for her Birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice bigbowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.

What a day!He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.Her head was reeling and her stomachfelt upside down.He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,

'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL, aww I love this story, was nice that he did do that for her. Thanks for sharing, made me smile and laugh Fiona

Renie Burghardt said...

Hahaha!!! Good one!


Hugs,

Renie

Janet said...

LOL. Another great joke!

Nota Bene said...

lol - what a nice way to start a Monday morning - 'We are separated by a common language'

Grumpy Old Ken said...

Brilliant, but now, now we are a much malagned (SP) sex!

Jess said...

Very cute!

cheshire wife said...

Just because he has listened does not mean that he has understood!

Anonymous said...

I'd love a day like that - wouldn't it be fun?