Friday, 27 March 2009

Priceless- a real laugh out loud..

A man died and went to Heaven.

As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock move.'

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's Gordon Brown's clock?' asked the man.

'Brown's clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.'


Jan said...

LOL, Jo. Sorry you have been having to visit the old cooking blog lately, it's a bit like sending me into a tobacconists,:-( I will get back to Grand Lake very soon.

Anonymous said...

Love this one! I wonder what mine is doing?

Renie Burghardt said...

Funny! Guess one has to be a Brit to really appreciate the Gordon Brown one. lol.

Was away on a long weekend getaway. So catching up a bit.



Loopin said...

Just caught up with this and it made me laugh out loud. Laughing out loud is good, always!