Monday, 9 March 2009

First Time Sex ( hilarious)

Thanks to Dyan for this one!

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.

He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd liketo buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.

The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.

The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and another 2.

The boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'

The boy turns, and whispers back, 'And I had no idea your father was a pharmacist'.


cheshire wife said...

Wasn't he just buying them for a friend!

Grumpy Old Ken said...

As a teenager you always went miles, usually on your motorbike to avoid the local chemist.
Railway workshops also had workmen who sold everything, including condoms. I heard of a similar instance involving one young lad. I often wondered if it were true.

Busy Bee Suz said...

Oh my gosh...BRILLIANT!!!!

Paula said...

Hi, stumbled over your blog and have had a really good laugh about this one. Simple fab. Greetings from Florida, Paula

Janet said...

Brill! That is so funny.

Renie Burghardt said...

Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Another good one. Love it!



karengberger said...

Thank you for the LOLs (both me and my husband)!

Anonymous said...

This is really funny, you cringe on his behalf don't you?

Good luck for today's weigh.

I've only lost 2 pounds this week despite sticking to the plan. Maybe these tiny tastes are adding up?? Got my difficult day today when I have the scone/lunch dilemma. NO scone for me though!

Thanks for following me on my Lighter Life Blog - you and clippy keep me going.

Jess said...

OMG...crackin me up!