The Hormone Guide

The Hormone Guide Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands!

This is a handy guide that shouldbe carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband,boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS
SAFER
SAFEST
ULTRA SAFE

What's for dinner?
Can I help you with dinner?
Where would you like to go for dinner?
Here, have some wine.

Are you wearing that?
You sure look good in brown!
WOW! Look at you!
Here, have some wine

What are you so worked up about?
Could we be overreacting?
Here's my paycheck.
Here, have some wine.

Should you be eating that?
You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
Here, have some wine.

What did you DO all day?
I hope you didn't overdo it today.
I've always loved you in that robe!
Here, have some wine.


13 Things PMS Stands For 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweatpants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Pretty Mean sister 12. Pack My Stuff and my FAVORITE one: 13. Potential Murder Suspect

Forward this information to all of your friends and those who might need a good laugh and men who need a warning.

AND HAVE SOME WINE!!