Saturday, 2 May 2009

Saturday sniggers

One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,

'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?' She replied with a snicker.

'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!!


Anonymous said...

I'm a sniggering!

Will you be chewing your fingers off tomorrow watching the match? I'm thinking that poking myself in the eye with a sharp stick is the better option.

The Mail says Shearer is dropping Owen?

Granny on the Web said...

Love it!!!!
'Gotcha' she must have said.

Love Granny

Decadent Housewife said...

I knew I was going to like this blog.

Renie Burghardt said...

Hahahaha! Good one!

Hope your weekend is going well, Jo. We're getting lots of rain.



Midlife Jobhunter said...

Okay, that was funny.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to laugh at this but at the moment all I want to do is bury my head in a sand bucket. Care to join me?

Margaret's Ramblings said...

That is just so funny and I have just read the Tesco letter on Gill's blog that she said she got from you. Where do you get them? LOL