Wednesday, 25 February 2009

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day

BREAKFAST 1 Grapefruit 1 slice wholemeal toast 1 cup skimmed milk

LUNCH 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach 1 cup herbal tea 1 biscuit

AFTERNOON TEA The rest of the biscuits from the packet1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 chocolate bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER :'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'

Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.......So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of biscuits , the mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates..Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

9 comments:

Renie Burghardt said...

Hahaha!!!! Good to laugh at the start of the day. Exercise for my mouth!

If I gave in to all my cravings, like cheesecake, and lots of chocolate, and brownies, and....well, I would be a stress free roly poly!

Have a great day, Jo.

Renie

Busy Bee Suz said...

Perfect. I have been doing it wrong all these years. Now you tell me???

karengberger said...

I'm new here, and this is hilarious. Thanks for the tips! Can you please post "exercise for women under stress," next?
I was privileged to visit your area when I was in college. I hope to be back some day! It's lovely.

Nota Bene said...

If you substitute the breakfast for eggs, bacon, sausage and baked beans, and the lunch for eggs, bacon, sausages and baked beans, then I think this diet works as well from men as well. You could have a beer chaser with the wine just to be sure.

Expat mum said...

Ha ha. I thought that was going to be a serious post. Does anyone really like grapefruit for breakfast?

Polergirl said...

Wow, if that's the way to inner peace then you will be floating on clouds after that lot! :-)

Tismee2 said...

You're welcome!

I love that diet - would suit me well as evenings are when I need the most help!!

kkryno said...

Thanks; I needed a good chuckle! I'm with ExPatMum, I thought it was a serious post to begin with. Very good!

Have a great week!

Vikki

A Brit in Tennessee said...

Sounds like my kind of diet...
Chocolate !
Grapefruit..eew I've never really acquired the taste.