- fans of the Toon army
- fans of football/soccer at all
- fans of sport of any kind
- have no idea who Mike Ashley is
- aware of the North East of England culture
The rest of you- should love this one!
Thanks to my Bolton Wanderer's fan Chris for making me laugh.
Mike Ashley was in Tesco last week when he saw an old lady struggling with a large shopping bag.
"Can you manage pet?" he said.
"Sorry I am not interested" she said -"try Kevin Keegan again".