Toon Army Joke

First of all apologies to all of you out there who are not as follows:

• fans of the Toon army
• fans of football/soccer at all
• fans of sport of any kind
• have no idea who Mike Ashley is
• aware of the North East of England culture

The rest of you- should love this one!

Thanks to my Bolton Wanderer's fan Chris for making me laugh.

Mike Ashley was in Tesco last week when he saw an old lady struggling with a large shopping bag.

"Can you manage pet?" he said.

"Sorry I am not interested" she said -"try Kevin Keegan again".